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crack_van2005-09-10 11:17 pm
babylil.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2005-09-10 11:17 pm
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My First Stargate Story by Halrloprillalar (PG-13)
Fandom: STARGATE SG-1
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
prillalar
Author Website: Halrloprillalar's Fan Fiction
Why this must be read:
It's important for fandom to be able to laugh at itself (some fandoms more than others...), and if you can't laugh at this piece you're just not having enough fun with this whole fanfic thing. An utterly hilarious parody that takes a plethora of fanfic clichés and makes them even funnier. I'm honestly not sure I can summarise much beyond that!
Then Jack noticed that Daniel was wincing while he brushed dirt off of a skull. Immediately, he ran to Daniel's side. "What's wrong, Daniel?" he asked, his heart filling with concern and fear.
Daniel shrugged his shoulders. "Nothing," he said.
"None of that," Jack said in a tone of mixed compassion and authority. "I know that you're hurt. How long have you been concealing it from me?"
"Well, about five minutes ago, when I was pulling out that femur, I strained my right wrist a little. It gives me a bit of a twinge sometimes."
Jack was aghast at Daniel's cavalier attitude! Daniel would never acknowledge his own weaknesses. He tried to hide them instead. So of course things just got worse and worse. "You should have told me immediately. You have to get treatment before you're incapacitated."
"On Chulak," Teal'c said, "there was a warrior who continued to practice though his wrist was strained. He sought no medical attention, but denied that he was injured in any way. In time, he lost the arm."
"You see?" Jack took Daniel by the shoulders and shook him, trying to get him to wake up and see sense. "You could lose your arm!"
"In fact, Colonel O'Neill, the warrior's arm was cut off by an opponent in battle," Teal'c said, but Jack didn't really pay much attention.
My First Stargate Story
Pairing: Jack/Daniel
Author on LJ:
prillalarAuthor Website: Halrloprillalar's Fan Fiction
Why this must be read:
It's important for fandom to be able to laugh at itself (some fandoms more than others...), and if you can't laugh at this piece you're just not having enough fun with this whole fanfic thing. An utterly hilarious parody that takes a plethora of fanfic clichés and makes them even funnier. I'm honestly not sure I can summarise much beyond that!
Then Jack noticed that Daniel was wincing while he brushed dirt off of a skull. Immediately, he ran to Daniel's side. "What's wrong, Daniel?" he asked, his heart filling with concern and fear.
Daniel shrugged his shoulders. "Nothing," he said.
"None of that," Jack said in a tone of mixed compassion and authority. "I know that you're hurt. How long have you been concealing it from me?"
"Well, about five minutes ago, when I was pulling out that femur, I strained my right wrist a little. It gives me a bit of a twinge sometimes."
Jack was aghast at Daniel's cavalier attitude! Daniel would never acknowledge his own weaknesses. He tried to hide them instead. So of course things just got worse and worse. "You should have told me immediately. You have to get treatment before you're incapacitated."
"On Chulak," Teal'c said, "there was a warrior who continued to practice though his wrist was strained. He sought no medical attention, but denied that he was injured in any way. In time, he lost the arm."
"You see?" Jack took Daniel by the shoulders and shook him, trying to get him to wake up and see sense. "You could lose your arm!"
"In fact, Colonel O'Neill, the warrior's arm was cut off by an opponent in battle," Teal'c said, but Jack didn't really pay much attention.
My First Stargate Story
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But the weird part is that I thought your comment sounded familiar, and I wondered whether I'd written the same thing. Turns out I haven't, but I made this comment, Every fandom should be able to laugh at itself. Especially when the cliches are in abundance! when reccing Jojo and Michelle's "it was a dark and stormy night." Heh.
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What do I do? Delete this rec? Rec another fic instead?
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I wouldn't worry about it. You're obviously not oblivious to the rules and out to re-rec stuff - so no harm done. But ask the mods if you're not sure (tell them you have a mug - hee hee!).
But sure, rec more stuff, of course. Whee!