ext_11857 ([identity profile] bozaloshtsh.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2005-10-07 02:03 am

Paved With Good Intentions (R)

Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: Obi-Wan Kenobi/Anakin Skywalker

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] corialis
Author Website: Sadly, none I could find.

Why this must be read: I gotta say, generally not a fan of the crack-fic, unless it's totally and utterly silly. Crack-fic porn generally just makes me all cold and serene and rather annoyed that someone's wasted good space in fic-verse when they've could've actually written hot sex between these two kids. That said, this is a shameless little PWP, including stripper!Anakin to boot. But here's the kicker: it's ridiculously hot. Anakin's being an ass and begging for it, and Obi-Wan decides he might, in fact, give it to him. Alley!sex included, free of charge. It's humerous, it's told from the point of view of a very flustered Obi-Wan (and the voice is rather convincing), and the sex is hot enough to melt. What reason do you not have to read this?

Excerpt:

And if that wasn’t blatant misuse of the Force, a small voice in the back of his brain contributed, he didn’t know what was, because it was definitely not humanly possible to bend like that and undress at the same time.

(Paved With Good Intentions)

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