Asshole by jawamonkey (R)

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Alcohol, card games, drunken sparkly dance boys kissing, and a recipe for punch? Huzzah!

Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: JC/Chris (sorta)
Author on LJ: jawamonkey
Author Website: This Big Mix
Why this must be read: Continuing in the vein of stories written as dialogue, "Asshole" is what happens when the boys take some time to play a drinking card game. What I like most about this story is that the things each boy says are totally realistic to what we know in canon. JC would be the nice one, even in drinking games, and Chris would be even more hyperactive when drunk. Plus, Jawamonkey gives us a real recipe for alcoholic punch in her notes, and that's like a bonus gift after a really cute story.


LANCE
JC, I think your rule this round should be that Chris has to drink every time he talks.

JOEY
Is that supposed to punish him?

JC
No, no. My rule will be ... my rule will be that anyone that insults anybody else, has to kiss them. To apologize.

CHRIS
[opens his mouth]

JC
Starting now.

CHRIS
[shuts it]

Link to the story: Asshole