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crack_van2006-02-14 10:00 am
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Telegrams by Heather F. (PG-13)
Fandom: THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN (OW universe)
Pairing: N/A
Author on LJ: Not that I know of
Author Website: None (but her fics are available at Blackraptor)
Why this must be read:
This is another funny team fic, though with a notable absence (except not really, thanks to some letters and telegrams) of two of the Seven during most of the story. Who seem to have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble in another town. Where there's a sheriff trying to figure out if they really are peace keepers in Four Corners or not. Not to mention just how Mr. "You have my permission to shoot him" Larabee and Mr. Stratton, Sullivan, Standish and/or P.I.A. have gotten to be regulators.
Did you receive my telegram? In the case the telegraph is down I have sent this short letter by courier. As sheriff of Little Creek it is my duty to protect the town from those that might cause trouble. I have in my cells a man calling himself Chris Larabee and another by the name of Ezra I have not worked out the details of his last name. Though the night I arrested him he had told me his name was Ezra Stratton, and yesterday while recovering from a blow to the head claimed that his name is Ezra Sullivan. Mr. Larabee has informed me that Mr. Stratton, ala Mr. Sullivan but now today Mr. Standish, is none other than a Mr. Pain in the Ass. And Mr. Larabee has graciously given me permission to shoot Mr. Stratton, Sullivan, Standish, and or P.I.A and dump his body in the desert.
Mr. Larabee is willing to keep it our secret. I fear that there might be some merit to his suggestion.
Telegrams
Pairing: N/A
Author on LJ: Not that I know of
Author Website: None (but her fics are available at Blackraptor)
Why this must be read:
This is another funny team fic, though with a notable absence (except not really, thanks to some letters and telegrams) of two of the Seven during most of the story. Who seem to have gotten themselves in a bit of trouble in another town. Where there's a sheriff trying to figure out if they really are peace keepers in Four Corners or not. Not to mention just how Mr. "You have my permission to shoot him" Larabee and Mr. Stratton, Sullivan, Standish and/or P.I.A. have gotten to be regulators.
Did you receive my telegram? In the case the telegraph is down I have sent this short letter by courier. As sheriff of Little Creek it is my duty to protect the town from those that might cause trouble. I have in my cells a man calling himself Chris Larabee and another by the name of Ezra I have not worked out the details of his last name. Though the night I arrested him he had told me his name was Ezra Stratton, and yesterday while recovering from a blow to the head claimed that his name is Ezra Sullivan. Mr. Larabee has informed me that Mr. Stratton, ala Mr. Sullivan but now today Mr. Standish, is none other than a Mr. Pain in the Ass. And Mr. Larabee has graciously given me permission to shoot Mr. Stratton, Sullivan, Standish, and or P.I.A and dump his body in the desert.
Mr. Larabee is willing to keep it our secret. I fear that there might be some merit to his suggestion.
Telegrams