Performance Reviews/Training Exercies by Redbyrd (PG)

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Fandom: STARGATE SG1
Pairing: gen Jack, Daniel
Author on LJ: redbyrd_sgfic
Author Website:  Redbyrd's Stargate Fanfiction
Why this must be read: 

Did anyone else think Vala hijacked the Prometheus too easily?  Yeah, Jack wasn't so impressed either - not with his Marines incompetence or with Daniel's "flirting".  He decides they all need to brush up on their skills a little.  A two part story: part one is the dressing down, part two is the training exercises.   A humorous story that emphasizes a lesson the Goa'uld have yet to master: don't underestimate the archaeologist.

"Oh, yeah." Reynolds remembered.  He thought about Jackson's list of women to avoid. "So what do you do if you want a date?"

Jackson's eyebrows rose. "In the abstract, you first ascertain that the woman in question is human, not a Goa'uld, not possessed, not a murderer, criminal, insane, NID agent, reporter or agent of a foreign power trying to collect intelligence," he said. "Then you're good to go. If you're asking how *I* get a date, I don't. I go save the world or find something interesting to translate until the urge passes. It's a lot less complicated."

Performance Review

then go read the next part: Training Exercise