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Beauty Tips and the Beast by Ramos (NC-17)
Fandom: X-MEN COMICVERSE
Pairing: The Beast/Jubilee
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read:
It's a totally bizarre pairing that Ramos actually makes work and I'm not even into smut. SRSLY. I’m not kidding. It works. Shhhhh...I know...shhhhhh. Just try it.
“Hairdryer,” he supplied, reaching into his dresser. “And before you ask, no, you may not borrow it.”
“Oh, come on, Hank. Why would I want to - OH MY GOD.”
Hank flourished the oversized, industrial appliance smugly. “It required a special order from a professional supply catalog to obtain this, and I paid a small fortune for it.”
“Wow. Your kung fu is stronger than mine. But if it ever comes up missing, I know nothing about it.” Jubilee watched him pick up a large paddle brush from the top of his dresser, and took another look at the objects strewn across it. The wooden surface held the usual accumulation of manly items, such as a scattered pile of coins, a wallet, and small box full of cufflinks that were never worn, but it also held a variety of uniquely ‘Hank’ items, such as oversized nail clippers and several brushes clogged with blue fur.
“Here’s something I’ve always wondered, Hank. How do you get your back brushed out?”
“Well,” he answered as he pulled the brush through the damp fur on his neck, “I do what I can, but usually I just leave it alone. However limber I may be, it is impossible for my elbows to bend that way."
“What I thought. Turn around,” she ordered, and picked up a brush of her own.
“Really, Jubilee. This is not necessary. Surely you have better things to do this evening.”
“Yep. Sure do. Notice me all dressed up for my hot date?” She indicated the tank top and flannel boxers she wore. “It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday night, Hank, and I’m planning the grocery shopping. My gay social whirl makes you just breathless, doesn’t it?”
Beauty Tips and the Beast
Pairing: The Beast/Jubilee
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read:
It's a totally bizarre pairing that Ramos actually makes work and I'm not even into smut. SRSLY. I’m not kidding. It works. Shhhhh...I know...shhhhhh. Just try it.
“Hairdryer,” he supplied, reaching into his dresser. “And before you ask, no, you may not borrow it.”
“Oh, come on, Hank. Why would I want to - OH MY GOD.”
Hank flourished the oversized, industrial appliance smugly. “It required a special order from a professional supply catalog to obtain this, and I paid a small fortune for it.”
“Wow. Your kung fu is stronger than mine. But if it ever comes up missing, I know nothing about it.” Jubilee watched him pick up a large paddle brush from the top of his dresser, and took another look at the objects strewn across it. The wooden surface held the usual accumulation of manly items, such as a scattered pile of coins, a wallet, and small box full of cufflinks that were never worn, but it also held a variety of uniquely ‘Hank’ items, such as oversized nail clippers and several brushes clogged with blue fur.
“Here’s something I’ve always wondered, Hank. How do you get your back brushed out?”
“Well,” he answered as he pulled the brush through the damp fur on his neck, “I do what I can, but usually I just leave it alone. However limber I may be, it is impossible for my elbows to bend that way."
“What I thought. Turn around,” she ordered, and picked up a brush of her own.
“Really, Jubilee. This is not necessary. Surely you have better things to do this evening.”
“Yep. Sure do. Notice me all dressed up for my hot date?” She indicated the tank top and flannel boxers she wore. “It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday night, Hank, and I’m planning the grocery shopping. My gay social whirl makes you just breathless, doesn’t it?”
Beauty Tips and the Beast