anr: (sheppard farfaraway)
anr ([personal profile] anr) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-04-04 12:49 pm

We Invented the Internet: e-mail by Jane St Clair (PG)

Hey there! I'm Ness, and I'll be your Atlantis enabler this month. I'm primarily a Sheppard/Weir 'shipper so... yeah. Consider yourselves forewarned. *g*

Fandom: STARGATE: ATLANTIS
Pairing: none really
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] 3jane
Author Website: a girl needs a gun these days
Why this must be read: Set early in season one, this is a glimpse of the Atlantis expedition in its first few days/weeks. Brief, but oh-so-funny, this shows us what happens when Sheppard tries to follow Sumner's lead...

They gave Sheppard Colonel Sumner's laptop.

He'd had one of his own, but the Colonel's has the mission's classified notes on it, and by shuffling, they freed up Sheppard's laptop for the research staff, who for some reason needed about two computers per person and six more for every lab. System hogs. He remembers them from college, the guys who'd march into a computer lab and shove all the not-science students (hell, all the not-hard-science students) away from the keyboards, drive them from the room, and then set up a six-day simulation that ended with the university mainframe crashing and the world's greatest fractal dragon erased in administrative fury.

Sheppard could have told them that would happen.


We Invented the Internet: e-mail

[identity profile] lon-dubh.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
ROFL!

Oh, that was just wonderful.

[identity profile] hoperomantic.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
LOL That was great, and the ending was perfect!
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[identity profile] sethra2000.livejournal.com 2006-04-04 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
Perfect, and I know Rodney sent that last email (g).