crack_van | Double vodkas of lust by Teaphile (PG)

Fandom: THE WEST WING
Pairing: Gen, assumptions of CJ/Sam
Author on LJ:

teaphile
Author Website:
Why this must be read: Because introductions are always more complicated when you wake up naked. This takes place early on in the campaign, with CJ and Sam hungover the morning after the night before. The fic - written for the

badcliche challenge - keeps both Sam and CJ as articulate as the show. It also shows a more light-hearted time - where Josh and Toby are as smug over their practical joke as they'll later be over political victories.

Read and laugh at the mocking, and the revenge.

Sam suddenly remembered. “When I got here you were at the bar with Toby, celebrating… something I’m not sure of.”

“We started polling in double digits yesterday.”

“Hence the champagne.”

“Hence the champagne." She put a hand to her temple, wincing. "I don’t know whose idea the double vodkas were, but I’m going to kill said person slowly and with extreme prejudice.”

“Sounds like Josh’s kind of pun.”

“Do you think he’d prefer having his hair torn out clump by clump over a period of days, or a strategically-placed branding iron? I don’t actually have a branding iron, but believe me, a curling iron is an acceptable substitute.”

“I’m not that well-versed in Josh’s kinks.”

Double vodkas of lust