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sine-que-non767.livejournal.com) wrote in
crack_van2006-05-26 06:08 pm
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Jeeves and the Practical Demonstration by Nuala (hard-ish PG-13)
Fandom: JEEVES & WOOSTER
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie Wooster
Author on LJ:
nualanightbloom
Author Website: check lj for updates
Why this must be read:
A rather shocking sight has confused Bertie considerably. His worldly knowledge isn't up to this sort of thing. Can Jeeves be of assistance in the matter? A delightful fic.
Ordinarily, the sight of a fellow Drone on a London street would hardly be remarkable. It was still an obscenely early hour, of course, but many Drone missions hinge on an element of surprise attainable only by action at unusual hours.
No, the startling, might I say shocking thing about Tuppy's being on a street corner at this ungodly hour was the company he was keeping. And by 'company,' I mean a strapping young man in a smoking jacket. And by 'keeping,' I suppose I really mean 'locked in the kind of tender embrace which young men typically reserve for young ladies.'
They were half in shadow, but the singular shape of Tuppy's head is unmistakeable to an observant eye. Moreover, I recognized his blue suit and red waistcoat which I have heard Jeeves sigh over many a time when their paths chanced to cross. He was pressed into his young man with a passion I have seldom seen, despite my own frequent forays into the realm of romance.
If you had said, at that moment, that B. Wooster was one utterly and completely flabbergasted bird, you wouldn't have been far off. I believe my lower jaw actually connected with the floor of the cab as we drove past that shadowy corner. The mind reeled, and continued to reel as I pulled up, hoofed it up to the flat, and seated myself on the chesterfield with a hefty nightcap in hand.
Jeeves and the Practical Demonstration
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie Wooster
Author on LJ:
Author Website: check lj for updates
Why this must be read:
A rather shocking sight has confused Bertie considerably. His worldly knowledge isn't up to this sort of thing. Can Jeeves be of assistance in the matter? A delightful fic.
Ordinarily, the sight of a fellow Drone on a London street would hardly be remarkable. It was still an obscenely early hour, of course, but many Drone missions hinge on an element of surprise attainable only by action at unusual hours.
No, the startling, might I say shocking thing about Tuppy's being on a street corner at this ungodly hour was the company he was keeping. And by 'company,' I mean a strapping young man in a smoking jacket. And by 'keeping,' I suppose I really mean 'locked in the kind of tender embrace which young men typically reserve for young ladies.'
They were half in shadow, but the singular shape of Tuppy's head is unmistakeable to an observant eye. Moreover, I recognized his blue suit and red waistcoat which I have heard Jeeves sigh over many a time when their paths chanced to cross. He was pressed into his young man with a passion I have seldom seen, despite my own frequent forays into the realm of romance.
If you had said, at that moment, that B. Wooster was one utterly and completely flabbergasted bird, you wouldn't have been far off. I believe my lower jaw actually connected with the floor of the cab as we drove past that shadowy corner. The mind reeled, and continued to reel as I pulled up, hoofed it up to the flat, and seated myself on the chesterfield with a hefty nightcap in hand.
Jeeves and the Practical Demonstration
