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crack_van2006-09-22 07:24 pm
elke-tanzer.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2006-09-22 07:24 pm
Lights, Camera, Action! by Kei Tree (PG)
Fandom: LABYRINTH
Pairing: Sarah/Jareth
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
dialinghell
Author Website: http://www.geocities.com/keimain/ and http://www.fanfiction.net/u/128698/
Why this must be read:
I can't resist this one. Bits of it get me chuckling out loud, every time. Sarah has matured into a snarky actress, unlucky in love but accurate with a frying pan.
"It's going to be great Sarah... I mean, I know you're not real big on fantasy films but the script is great. Originally it's a book but once the writers add a few Hollywood tweaks it'll be an instant box office smash... There's these goblins and this King and this girl, that's you of course..."
Oh my God, fate, destiny, chance, cannot be this cruel to me, can they? I mean, is that really fair, ganging up three against one?
"It's called the Labyrinth..."
Apparently fate, destiny, and chance can beat the crap out of the puny mortals and no one gives a damn. Hip hip hooray for bullies. Maybe if I give them my lunch money they'll leave me alone.
"And Sarah, before you even begin to say no, let me remind you that your contract with Cliched Films binds you to one more film and they're adamant, this is it."
Lights, Camera, Action!
Pairing: Sarah/Jareth
Author on LJ:
dialinghellAuthor Website: http://www.geocities.com/keimain/ and http://www.fanfiction.net/u/128698/
Why this must be read:
I can't resist this one. Bits of it get me chuckling out loud, every time. Sarah has matured into a snarky actress, unlucky in love but accurate with a frying pan.
"It's going to be great Sarah... I mean, I know you're not real big on fantasy films but the script is great. Originally it's a book but once the writers add a few Hollywood tweaks it'll be an instant box office smash... There's these goblins and this King and this girl, that's you of course..."
Oh my God, fate, destiny, chance, cannot be this cruel to me, can they? I mean, is that really fair, ganging up three against one?
"It's called the Labyrinth..."
Apparently fate, destiny, and chance can beat the crap out of the puny mortals and no one gives a damn. Hip hip hooray for bullies. Maybe if I give them my lunch money they'll leave me alone.
"And Sarah, before you even begin to say no, let me remind you that your contract with Cliched Films binds you to one more film and they're adamant, this is it."
Lights, Camera, Action!