Have a Nice Trip, by A. Kelley Nolan (R)

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Fandom: X-Files
Pairing: Mulder/Scully
Author Website: Unknown

Why this must be read:
If you are looking for a short fic to lift your mood, look no further than 'Have a Nice Trip.' It's the perfect proof that X-Files fic need not always be deadly serious. Here the only things that matter are hilarity and also awesomness. Mulder has been slipped a mickey, and his ruminations on Scully and life in general are not to be missed.

Excerpt:
Scully's hair looks as bright as a penny. I mean, I
think. I've never really seen it, what with that whole
colorblind thing, but this guy down in the lab -- that
young, geeky kid, what the hell's his name? -- told me
once that it's the color of a new penny. He said it
with this kind of heartfelt sigh, if I remember
correctly, and got a little misty-eyed. She has that
effect on the lab rats. I think every one of them
would chirp "which one?" if she told them to cut off an
arm, and I'm including that girl with the fierce hair
and rather frightening musculature.


Have a Nice Trip