262 974.383 by jchalo (PG-13)

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Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: Chris/JC
Author on LJ: jchalo
Author Website: Improvidence
Why this must be read: Because jchalo writes delicate, sparse, gorgeous prose that's close to poetry and then snaps in something so funny you don't realise that your heart is being quietly stolen away. She writes like Tori Amos sings. Plus this is a phone sex worker AU. You just gotta read it. (Then go read He Likes To Watch for the hot, Making It Work for the funny bitchy, and Hot for the devastating.

"Eighteen seconds." Chris stuffs a handful of popcorn in his mouth and nods emphatically. "No, man-- I swear. Eighteen seconds. I barely even finished telling him what I was wearing before he was groaning in my earpiece."

"Wow." JC shakes his head. "You timed him?"

Chris frowns. "You're totally missing the point here, dude, but yeah-- I timed him. I time everybody. It's how I keep from going insane."

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