Best Laid Plans by Sola_Fiamma (R)

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Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: Chris/JC
Author on LJ: sola_fiamma
Author Website: When Wrong Feels Right
Why this must be read: Because it's my guaranteed pick me up fic. They're my boys and they snark and snipe at each other and it's so obvious to everyone but them exactly how they feel. Plus it's a total giggle fest and finding just one bit to quote was almost impossible.

"Fine. Whatever. You're so immature. It was this chick, I was with this chick and she got pissed at me and threw my pants out the window. That's it. End of story. You happy now?"

He waits patiently through three or four minutes of hysterical laughter, Chris and Justin cackling away like demented cartoon witches. Finally, Chris pulls himself together enough to gasp, "Sorry, sorry." He doesn't sound remotely sorry, and JC would probably hang up if he could think of someone else to call. "I know it isn't funny." Muffled giggling. "But, dude, what did you do to her?"

"Nothing. Well, you know. The usual." More muffled giggling. "Fuck. You guys are so immature. It's just, afterwards, um. I kind of told her that she looked like this guy I used to date. You remember, whatshisname? Malloy? Maury? Molly?"

"Dude, I'm pretty sure that even you've never dated a guy named Molly."

Best Laid Plans