The Yamasutra by Tin [R]

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Fandom: Card Captor Sakura
Character/Pairing: Yamazaki/Chiharu, Sakura/Syaoran, Eriol/Tomoyo
Author on LJ: obakesan
Why this must be read:

Yamazaki is possibly the most criminally underused character in the CCS series. Tin makes up for this, a little bit, by writing a fic in which Yamazaki teaches sex-ed. Given his propensity for making stuff up, you can imagine the results...! The explanations he gives would be hilarious to anyone, even those unfamiliar with the series.

"Indeed, ladies and gentlemen," he continued into the stunned silence. "Which means, following my logic, that if you were to enact this Position, you and your partner have to be Sixty-Nine Degrees apart."

The class boggled.

"Is that--is that even _possible?" Syaoran asked. "I mean, how the hell do they do that? I mean, I like math and all but... I mean..."

Yamazaki smirked. "Obviously, Li-kun," he drawled, "they use a--" And he whipped out something from his jacket. "--PROTRACTOR!" He slammed said object on the blackboard with happy force. Everyone jumped. Even Eriol looked nervous.

The Yamasutra