Ukiyo-e by Dargelos (NC-17)

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Fandom: HIGHLANDER
Pairing: Duncan/Methos/Amanda
Author on LJ: dargie
Author Website: Dargie's Outpost
Why this must be read: This story is pure love. It's warm and friendly and sexy. It's touching and funny. It's about three Immortals having a very good day, just hanging out, picnicking on Duncan's huge bed, watching old movies and having sex.

A little taste...

“It wasn’t like that at all.”

“Shut up, Methos.” Duncan had already heard the sentence at least a thousand times that day, and he made his response automatically.

“We never dressed like that. Gold lamé was unknown in the nineteenth dynasty.”

“Shut up, Methos,” Mac said and took a sip of beer.

“Besides that wasn’t Moses Seti liked best, it was me.”

“Shu...what?” He caught the impish grin. “Is there any more popcorn?” They were lying in bed watching The Ten Commandments. It was Easter Sunday, everything on earth was closed and they’d spent the day watching old movies and indulging in sex-on-demand. Easter Parade had been the morning movie with omlettes a la Methos, toast, coffee and a big plate of fruit (“Carmen Miranda’s Easter bonnet.”) that they picked at all through the film.

They burned off breakfast with a long bout of rough-and-ready sex during Demetrius and the Gladiators, during which Methos drove Mac crazy by dubbing him “Gluteus Maximus,” begging to be conquered and shouting “Do it to me, Centurion!” in English and in Latin. And “Plow my Appian Way!” which put MacLeod completely off his stroke and nearly got Methos strangled.

“Sorry, watching Jay Robinson as Caligula always gets me going,” Methos explained. “He wasn’t really like that, you know.”

“Shut up, Methos.”

Finally, they settled in to watch Ben Hur, sated, sticky and comfortable in MacLeod’s new bed.

Ukiyo-e

ETA: On 5/29/2007, dargie announced that she will be deleting the Outpost in the near future. Check the Highlander Fiction Archive for her stories.