crack_van | Someone to Watch Over Me, by Firefox (PG)

Fandom: THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Pairing: none
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: Black Raptor listing
Why this must be read:

Buck, Vin, and Ezra are assigned to protect a visiting English school matron who witnessed a crime. All does not go well. Think the Marx Brothers meet Super Nanny. This light-hearted romp had me laughing out loud. Enjoy!

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It was dark – dawn was still about an hour away from making her debut, and it was bitterly cold. Buck and Vin had been roused from their beds (or in Buck’s case, someone else’s bed) by Chris’s calls to their cell phones, with instructions to ‘pack a bag, go get Ezra and get down here fast’. That was an order – direct from their Team Leader. Unfortunately it was an order that was a helluva lot easier to issue than it was to carry out. Ezra Standish slept like the dead and hated getting up early. Possibly the only thing he hated more than getting up early was being woken up. By anyone. Early morning and Ezra Standish were not on speaking terms. And this was early morning – too damn early to even be called morning. In Ezra’s terms this time of day still almost qualified as ‘last night’. Buck took a deep breath and tried again – his large fist pounding the door like a steam hammer. Across the street, one or two lights were snapping on as the noise began to wake Ezra’s neighbours. Vin grinned even wider. Any minute now windows would be opening and Buck would be showered with abuse and the nearest heavy object the roused and riled residents of this quiet street could lay their hands on. Vin could hardly wait.

Someone To Watch Over Me