Lonesome Confectioner Seeks True Love by Vanillafluffy (PG-13)

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Fandom: MISCELLANEOUS JOHNNY DEPP MOVIES (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)
Pairing: not really
Author on LJ:vanillafluffy
Author Website: at fanfiction.net
Why this must be read: It's charming and funny. Mr. Wonka advertises for a potential wife.
Lonesome confectioner seeks true love
Agreeable, intelligent lady wanted for long-term relationship.
Must be willing to procreate.
Expenses paid for travel to first meeting.
He gets a number of candidates, the last of whom is named Mary Sue, yet you'll still be surprised how it turns out. I love Vanillafluffy's wordplay with things like:

In a trice - for there were three Oompa-loompas - Miss Kane was bound with a thick black rope of liquorice and lugged down to the waiting limo to be returned to whence she came.

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY at IMDB
Lonesome Confectioner Seeks True Love