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crack_van2007-09-06 02:40 pm
severuslovesme.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2007-09-06 02:40 pm
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Like Rogue Unicorns, by Nicole_Anell, PG-13
Fandom: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
Pairing: Baltar/Six
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nicole_anell
Why this fic must be read: This is the crackiest of crack fics (a favorite genre of mine) and if you like crack fic than the summary alone should grab you: Baltar, Caprica-Six, and their brain-lovers get married and have six children. Three of whom live in their minds. If you don't like crack fic, this one may change your mind. It's hilarious and brilliant and perfect, and there are mind children! How can you resist?
Here, have an excerpt:
"She's unhinged," Six noted in Baltar's mind one day. "It has to be all the resurrecting, or some kind of guilt for betraying our people. Her brain is damaged and I doubt she'll recover."
"Don't be absurd," insisted her visible lover. "She's just- well, she's very enthusiastic about finding Earth, is all."
"You don't need to be so defensive, Gaius. I've been supportive of the idea since the day I married both of you. I just don't know why you had to pick a woman with whom I don't have the first thing in common."
"What?" he boggled. "She is you. My entire mental perception of you is based on her!"
"I guess," Six shrugged and twirled her hair invisibly. "Whatever helps you through all this conception, anyway. I'll tell you this: she's less me than Gina at this point. At least that one never got tired of post-coital mass destruction."
"Well, regardless, dear, she is the mother of my children, you know, so- so if you could just be a bit nicer."
"Is that what this is about?" Six asked, with a sudden lightbulb going off in her eyes. Her voice became precise and controlled, like one would expect from an angel and/or robot. "Because I can give you children too, Gaius. Much more like the ones you deserve. The kind to carry on your legacy." With this, she nodded generally toward the other end of the room, where two dark-haired toddlers were suddenly immersed in a Science Is Fun!! activity book.
"I had twins," Six clarified. "Technically the boy is the first of God's new generation, but only by about 80 seconds."
Like Rogue Unicorns
Pairing: Baltar/Six
Author on LJ:
nicole_anellWhy this fic must be read: This is the crackiest of crack fics (a favorite genre of mine) and if you like crack fic than the summary alone should grab you: Baltar, Caprica-Six, and their brain-lovers get married and have six children. Three of whom live in their minds. If you don't like crack fic, this one may change your mind. It's hilarious and brilliant and perfect, and there are mind children! How can you resist?
Here, have an excerpt:
"She's unhinged," Six noted in Baltar's mind one day. "It has to be all the resurrecting, or some kind of guilt for betraying our people. Her brain is damaged and I doubt she'll recover."
"Don't be absurd," insisted her visible lover. "She's just- well, she's very enthusiastic about finding Earth, is all."
"You don't need to be so defensive, Gaius. I've been supportive of the idea since the day I married both of you. I just don't know why you had to pick a woman with whom I don't have the first thing in common."
"What?" he boggled. "She is you. My entire mental perception of you is based on her!"
"I guess," Six shrugged and twirled her hair invisibly. "Whatever helps you through all this conception, anyway. I'll tell you this: she's less me than Gina at this point. At least that one never got tired of post-coital mass destruction."
"Well, regardless, dear, she is the mother of my children, you know, so- so if you could just be a bit nicer."
"Is that what this is about?" Six asked, with a sudden lightbulb going off in her eyes. Her voice became precise and controlled, like one would expect from an angel and/or robot. "Because I can give you children too, Gaius. Much more like the ones you deserve. The kind to carry on your legacy." With this, she nodded generally toward the other end of the room, where two dark-haired toddlers were suddenly immersed in a Science Is Fun!! activity book.
"I had twins," Six clarified. "Technically the boy is the first of God's new generation, but only by about 80 seconds."
Like Rogue Unicorns