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crack_van2007-11-04 06:55 pm
bluebrocade.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2007-11-04 06:55 pm
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Babble by Dianann (NC17)
Fandom: STARGATE: ATLANTIS
Pairing: John/Rodney
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ladyflowdi
Author Website: N/A
Why this must be read: This is the funniest fic about anal sex ever written. John misses fucking, so he entices--er, whines until Rodney agrees to buttsex. Rodney's bitching is hilarious. It's his first time, and he's not happy about the intrusion; his penis, however, disagrees vehemently.
Babble
Pairing: John/Rodney
Author on LJ:
ladyflowdiAuthor Website: N/A
Why this must be read: This is the funniest fic about anal sex ever written. John misses fucking, so he entices--er, whines until Rodney agrees to buttsex. Rodney's bitching is hilarious. It's his first time, and he's not happy about the intrusion; his penis, however, disagrees vehemently.
Excerpt:He closed his eyes tightly as a soft voice asked, “Okay, Rodney?”
No, things were most definitely not okay, he had a finger up his ass and it was not doing a rectal exam, it was doing a rectal siege, claiming his ass completely if the wriggling and squirming had anything to say about it, and Rodney was not okay with that. “Hmm?” His voice squeaked. “Oh, sure, I just have a finger up my ass.”
Not fine. Not. Fine. Because this was supposed to have been a blow job, not a finger-up-the-ass job, but one suck led to another and before he knew it his thighs had been splayed every which way like a spectacular ten dollar whore and his ass had been in the air and – finger. Inside. A finger in his ass.
Babble