Brett and Danny are like junior high girls together! Except for the ways in which they aren't! Although "constantly horny and liking to stay up late" are all that spring to mind *just* at the moment, and, well, that doesn't exactly bust the argument.

i don't want to go to work. i want to stay home and watch episodes!

If only you were LUDICROUSLY STINKING RICH and didn't have to! Then you could swing by and pick me up and we'd go get sozzled on a beach in ridiculous outfits. *sniff* oh well.