Songs of Love by Joe Dick, by Ardent

[umbo.livejournal.com]

In honor of the author's birthday today, I present you one of the funniest things you could ever read.

Fandom: HARD CORE LOGO
Genre: Humor
Author on LJ: ardent_muses
Author website: Ardent's Offerings

Why this must be read:

This isn't exactly a *story*, really, but it is a variety of fanfiction, and it must be seen to be believed. Ardent tries to put it off as just a little something she did to cheer up a friend, but coming up with the list of songs must have taken some time, and certainly titles like "I'll Never Fall in Love Again (You Fucking Bastard)" are pure genius. The second page, featuring Joe Dick with various "friends," is beyond hysterical. I was thrilled that Ardent gave me permission to rec this, because I don't think it's nearly as well known as it needs to be--it's truly a gem. So go read it, and then check out the rest of Ardent's (more traditional) fanfic, and wish her a happy birthday as well!

My Heart Will Go On: Songs of Love by Joe Dick

Comments

[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

I (fucking) love this (fucking) thing (you fucking bastard). What a great, glorious, impossible (fucking) dream of a rec!

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[umbo.livejournal.com]

It really (fucking) is (fucking) fantastic, isn't it?

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[shayheyred.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Fuck.

[beledibabe.livejournal.com]

God, this makes me laugh so hard I either a) weep copiously while muttering 'fucking bastard,' or b) choke on my own spit and end up in an ambulance racing to hospital, muttering 'fucking bastard' under the oxygen mask.

Brilliant. Fuckin' brilliant.

[akite.livejournal.com]

ROLFLMAO! Well, I would roll on the floor if there was room in this room to do it. Too (fucking) funny! Thanks Shell, I really needed this laugh tonight.

[the-star-fish.livejournal.com]

I'm actually laughing just remembering this ... I don't even need to see it. Thanks!

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[umbo.livejournal.com]

Please don't choke on your own (fucking) spit!

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[umbo.livejournal.com]

You are most welcome--I was just glad to be able to rec this!

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[umbo.livejournal.com]

You are most welcome--I, too, laugh just thinking of it, but I still enjoyed looking again!

*wipes the tears away*

[kormantic.livejournal.com]

hoo, that was funny as hell. Thanks shell, and ah, Ardent!

Re: *wipes the tears away*

[umbo.livejournal.com]

For some reason, this comment has not been showing up, but I'm going to try replying to it anyway--I'm glad you liked it, and definitely thank Ardent!

[ardent-muses.livejournal.com]

Thanks so much, Shell, for reccing this. And for the kind words people have shared. I never expected this link would get passed around as much as it does -- I get more hits on this than on some of my stories. *G* But that's okay. Most people don't appreciate Joe's sensitive side. It's up to us to spread the word. *G*

By the way, that pic of Joe practicing piano as a little boy? It's, uh, very *similar* to one of Mr. Rogers as a child that I found on the Internet. I find that fact alone very funny (and almost sacriligious).