ext_3220 ([identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2003-10-05 05:24 pm
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Natural Habitat by Belatrix Carter

Fandom: Blakes7
Pairing: Blake/Avon (not to mention Kerri/Roj...)
Site: It's number 0016 on the Blakes 7. The front page for the library database is
http://www.hermit.org/Blakes7/Library/SrchReq.cgi . You can also get a list of all the stories in the Library at http://www.hermit.org/Blakes7/Library/Lists.htm.

Why It Must Be Read: B7 canon should be VERY ashamed of itself for including an episode (Ultraworld) in which a group of aliens demand that crewmembers perform "The Human Bonding Ceremony" for their information.

However, gold has been panned out of dross by Belatrix, who posits that Blake and Avon find themselves captured by insect scientists whose very funding depends on producing a mating pair of humans. (Belatrix has been Belatrix since before there was a Potterverse, much less a Potterverse Belatrix.)

I'm sure you'll be touched and inspired by the ingenuity that the scientists show to preserve their grants. (B7 canon, however, is very tough on Grants.) WARNING: Don't read this while you're drinking coffee--fandom disclaims all liability for consequential damages to keyboards caused by spit takes.

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