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Watchtower Bulletin by icarus_chained (PG)
Fandom: DC COMICS
Pairing: no pairing, Justice League characters (animated series).
Length: one-shot
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
icarus_chained
Author Website: http://icarus-chained.livejournal.com/tag/fanfic
Why this must be read:
So, the Justice League is one of the main groups of superheroes in the DC universe. Founded by seven of the most major heroes, it was later expanded to include ... well, just about every DC hero ever. So, how does "one of the most jazzed-up, downright weird collection of people this side of Accountants International" get along? By following these rules, as set down by the Flash.
The Flash (Wally West) is one of the more light-hearted heroes, always full of fun and yet in a lot of ways the true heart of the Justice League. This story, told in the form of a memo from Flash to the new members of the League, focuses on his more fun-loving aspects, and yet ... it's truly appropriate that Flash would be the one to welcome everyone and try to give advice that will help them work together as a team.
Watchtower Bulletin:
From: The Man Flash!
To: All you newbies up here!
Okay, ladies and gents. Welcome to the Justice League. I'm Flash, and following a little chat with everyone's favourite Martian, I'm gonna be giving you your basic survival tips for working in this madman's outfit. Pay attention, because you'll only be getting this once, and any subsequent screw-ups on your part will not be my concern. You have been warned.
Now, we're all heros here, and you wouldn't be here unless you knew what you're doing, so I'll leave training and rules and stuff for later. What I'm here to tell you is how to live with each other, and with us guys on the senior council. You know who we are. Most of the world knows who we are. Well, not secret identities or anything, but you know what I mean. What you may not know is how to deal with us on a daily basis. So here are some rules of thumb that apply mostly to us, but in all likelihood to you guys as well.
Firstly, remember that you are now going to be spending a large amount of time with each other. That means you're going to have to learn how to live with each other, and remember that we're talking about one of the most jazzed-up, downright weird collection of people this side of Accountants International. You're gonna have to deal with everything from anal-retentive perfectionists to pumped-up demi-gods to royalty to ghosts to magicians who show up once every hundred years to buy a new hat. It ain't gonna be easy. In fact, it's going to be the hardest thing about your time here."
Watchtower Bulletin
Pairing: no pairing, Justice League characters (animated series).
Length: one-shot
Author on LJ:
icarus_chainedAuthor Website: http://icarus-chained.livejournal.com/tag/fanfic
Why this must be read:
So, the Justice League is one of the main groups of superheroes in the DC universe. Founded by seven of the most major heroes, it was later expanded to include ... well, just about every DC hero ever. So, how does "one of the most jazzed-up, downright weird collection of people this side of Accountants International" get along? By following these rules, as set down by the Flash.
The Flash (Wally West) is one of the more light-hearted heroes, always full of fun and yet in a lot of ways the true heart of the Justice League. This story, told in the form of a memo from Flash to the new members of the League, focuses on his more fun-loving aspects, and yet ... it's truly appropriate that Flash would be the one to welcome everyone and try to give advice that will help them work together as a team.
Watchtower Bulletin:
From: The Man Flash!
To: All you newbies up here!
Okay, ladies and gents. Welcome to the Justice League. I'm Flash, and following a little chat with everyone's favourite Martian, I'm gonna be giving you your basic survival tips for working in this madman's outfit. Pay attention, because you'll only be getting this once, and any subsequent screw-ups on your part will not be my concern. You have been warned.
Now, we're all heros here, and you wouldn't be here unless you knew what you're doing, so I'll leave training and rules and stuff for later. What I'm here to tell you is how to live with each other, and with us guys on the senior council. You know who we are. Most of the world knows who we are. Well, not secret identities or anything, but you know what I mean. What you may not know is how to deal with us on a daily basis. So here are some rules of thumb that apply mostly to us, but in all likelihood to you guys as well.
Firstly, remember that you are now going to be spending a large amount of time with each other. That means you're going to have to learn how to live with each other, and remember that we're talking about one of the most jazzed-up, downright weird collection of people this side of Accountants International. You're gonna have to deal with everything from anal-retentive perfectionists to pumped-up demi-gods to royalty to ghosts to magicians who show up once every hundred years to buy a new hat. It ain't gonna be easy. In fact, it's going to be the hardest thing about your time here."
Watchtower Bulletin