ext_31703 ([identity profile] palmaceae.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-05-25 12:43 am
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Paragons by Raven (PG-13)

Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: James/Lily
Length: long
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] loneraven
Author Website: Sleeping With Ghosts
Why this must be read: I absolutely adore this fic. It does a great humorous job of detailing the various antics of James, Sirius, Remus and Peter at Hogwarts. Really great characterization of teenage boys, and light-hearted, fun stories about Quidditch woes, pranks and attempting to get The Girl's attention.


“Sirius?” he said evenly at the breakfast table.

“Yeah?”

“Can I ask you something?”

“Knock yourself out.” Sirius waved a magnanimous arm.

“Why are there so many people at the Slytherin table who are unaware they’re not wearing any clothes?”

“Are there? I hadn’t noticed.” Sirius blinked, the personification of innocence.

“Neither have they.” Remus was careful not be betray any kind of emotion in his tone.

“No, it doesn’t look like they have.”

“Oh, look, Professor McGonagall.” James was always one for the keen observation.

“She doesn’t look happy.”

“Neither do the Slytherins.”

“What is the meaning of this? How dare you come down to breakfast like this? Snape, Rosier… Lestrange! All of you! Come to my office immediately!”

“Immediately? Does she really mean that?”

“I doubt it.”

“No, wait… first go up to your dormitories and get some clothes on!”

“That’s what she meant to say.”

“I’m sure.”

“Padfoot, Moony… she’s looking straight at us.”

“Oh, bollocks.”

“I thought you said she’d never trace it to us?”

“She wasn’t supposed to! It was foolproof!”

“Yeah, it proves you’re a fool…”

“Shut up! She’s coming over here!”

“Black! Potter! Lupin! Perhaps you would care to explain this?”

“Nothing to do with us, Professor.”

“Nothing… nothing at all…”


Paragons