crack_van | The Note by Constant Vigilance (R)

Hi everyone, I'm horseriderjen and I'll be driving the Harry Potter van this month.

Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Length: ~5k
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Velvet Crypt
Why this must be read:
This story is one of my all-time favorites in the HP fandom. We get a very hot dream of Harry's with some great trio interaction during the retelling of said dream by passing a note back and forth. The humor is very well written and Constant Vigilance's Snape voice is amazing.

Snape arranged his cup of tea so that he couldn’t bump into it during a hand-waving rant. He didn’t like to admit he had those. However, he had been the victim of his own pride one too many times by ignoring that he was bound to have one. And he despised spending even a part of his evening cleaning up soaking parchments after having lost his temper at the idiotic ramblings of some of his students.

Once that was completed, he settled himself into his hardback chair, dipped his quill in red ink and prepared to dissect the first essay. It would be Potter’s if he weren’t mistaken. It had been the last to be handed in. He grit his teeth. Might as well get the worst out of the way first.

At first glance, he was brought up short. “What the…?” He backed up and read the first few lines again. “Bloody hell, Potter,” he sighed, putting his quill down. “Are you trying to get expelled?”

The Note