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Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication by Serendipity, (PG-13)
Fandom: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
Pairing: none
Length: 8, 382 words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: Serendipity1 on ff.net
Why this must be read:
Because it's the funniest goddamn thing in the entire fandom, I kid you not. Leo gets hit by a drugged dart but instead of getting knocked out he gets – well, kinda dopey. Serendipity manages to work most of the clichés in there while still keeping it all delightfully relevant to the guys – Leo's favorite topic while drugged? What a total jerk that Raph guy is.
"Is the air conditioning broken, too?"
"Huh? What? Oh… uh… yeah."
"Thought so. Bet it was Raph," he said, sounding absolutely sure about this, as he nearly stumbled against Michelangelo in his attempt to make his point, "Because… when someone’s being an asshole facing near the West, the luck goes bad because of negative… chi… and it all goes into the AC and clogs the vents. And then it, whatsit, breaks and starts snowing because it’s too cold."
This statement was met with the absolute silence of people struggling with the desire to fall on the floor in hysterics.
"I think… it probably doesn’t, actually…" Donatello said quietly.
"It’s really rude of you to clog up our AC with your jerk behavior, Raph," Michelangelo said, grinning like an idiot, "I mean, if you must be an asshole, at least face the South."
When you've finished Misadventures, check out A Series of Unfortunate Events, the sequel, in which Leo's brothers get their revenge for what he put them through. (Chapter one has nothing to do with Misadventures, but the subsequent chapters do).
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication by Serendipity1
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1
Pairing: none
Length: 8, 382 words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: Serendipity1 on ff.net
Why this must be read:
Because it's the funniest goddamn thing in the entire fandom, I kid you not. Leo gets hit by a drugged dart but instead of getting knocked out he gets – well, kinda dopey. Serendipity manages to work most of the clichés in there while still keeping it all delightfully relevant to the guys – Leo's favorite topic while drugged? What a total jerk that Raph guy is.
"Is the air conditioning broken, too?"
"Huh? What? Oh… uh… yeah."
"Thought so. Bet it was Raph," he said, sounding absolutely sure about this, as he nearly stumbled against Michelangelo in his attempt to make his point, "Because… when someone’s being an asshole facing near the West, the luck goes bad because of negative… chi… and it all goes into the AC and clogs the vents. And then it, whatsit, breaks and starts snowing because it’s too cold."
This statement was met with the absolute silence of people struggling with the desire to fall on the floor in hysterics.
"I think… it probably doesn’t, actually…" Donatello said quietly.
"It’s really rude of you to clog up our AC with your jerk behavior, Raph," Michelangelo said, grinning like an idiot, "I mean, if you must be an asshole, at least face the South."
When you've finished Misadventures, check out A Series of Unfortunate Events, the sequel, in which Leo's brothers get their revenge for what he put them through. (Chapter one has nothing to do with Misadventures, but the subsequent chapters do).
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication by Serendipity1
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1