ext_21585 ([identity profile] callistosh65.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-12-28 09:57 am

Snowbound in Bradford by PRZed (R)

Fandom: PROS
Pairing: Bodie/Doyle
Length: 4,715
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] przed
Author Website: PRZed at The Circuit
Why this must be read:Because she’s another one you have to mention in a month of Pros recs. She writes (in Real Life too), she betas, she vids, she’s legend. And she appears in every list ever made to pimp a newbie in. This is a brand new story of hers, which will be the last of my festive recs. It has Bodie undercover as a skinhead, Christmases present and future, great sex, great banter, and it’s just ten kinds of fabulous. Oh and it’s got Bodie not even noticing he’s been shot, God bless..

"What happened?" Doyle asked.

"Stupid bastards." Bodie emptied the gun of bullets and threw it onto the floor. "Tweedledum there gets pissed off that Tweedledee's been drinking all the lager. So he goes and gets his gun. And Tweedledee's too stupid to realize you don't upset a man with a gun, so he starts making fun of him."

"Then Tweedledum starts firing." Doyle said.

"Yeah. Only he's a fucking awful shot. Three feet away and all he can manage is a graze."

"How'd they end up unconscious?" Anson asked impatinetly.

"Tweedledee couldn't handle the sight of his own blood and passed out."

"You're joking," Jax said.

"Wish I was. He's got to be the least threatening skinhead in all of England

Snowbound in Bradford

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