ext_383070 ([identity profile] frolicndetour.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-03-16 01:12 pm

Battlestar Galactica (New)/Firefly, PG-13

Title: Ain't No Gorram Robot
Pairing: A little Jayne/Kara
Length: 2,200 words
Author on LJ: [profile] ana_grrl
Author Website: Check out her memories
Why this must be read:

As the summary says: Jayne Cobb. On the Battlestar Galactica. The contrast is just perfect and perfectly hilarious.

They get off the gorram robot-filled planet, and Helo gets them to some damn big ship. Bigger than Serenity, that's for sure. And the first thing Jayne sees when he steps onto that ship – besides all the people, and the soldiers with guns – is a little bitty girl Cylon that needs to get shot. He does that – shoots her right in the head without thinking twice – and then people are yelling, there's chaos and a prison cell, and some doctor poking and prodding him and taking his blood.

There's another doctor too, one who makes Simon seem relaxed, and rutting River Tam look like the picture of mental health.

People ask him questions. Too many gorram questions.


Ain't No Gorram Robot

[identity profile] rose-griffes.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I'd forgotten about this one!

Stop taking all the great fics, you're going to leave me NOTHING to rec when it's my turn again! ;-P

[identity profile] bloodygoodgirl.livejournal.com 2009-03-16 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
This is just what I needed today. Thanks for the awesome rec.