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[waves] Hi, I'm visionshadows and I'll be driving the Torchwood crack van for the month of April. I'm very excited to get to gush about fics I love. I'm mainly a Jack/Ianto girl, but I find Jack and Ianto extremely interesting characters so there will be fics that are not Jack/Ianto but except about Jack and/or Ianto. I also have a huge soft spot for the characters of Dr. Who that Jack interacts with so there is always a chance they'll pop up. So yes! I hope you enjoy the recs to come.
Fandom: TORCHWOOD
Pairing: Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Jack/OMTA (Original Male Tentacled Alien)
Length: 9000ish; one-shot
Author on LJ:ceefax_the_sane
Author Website: Torchwood tag on LJ
Why this must be read:
This is quite possibly one of the hottest bits of smut I have ever read. Plus it's tentacle!fic that works so, so well. Essentially Jack and Ianto get trapped in the 38th century. This fic isn't so much about that, but how they carry on with their lives, getting jobs, making friends. And one of those friends is a very friendly alien named Nir who has a bit of a thing for Ianto.
And then they all have sex. No, really. That's pretty much what happens. And it is so good.
Jack nipped gently along his jawline until he reached his ear, where he traced a tonguetip delicately around the edge. Ianto sighed with pleasure and wrapped his arms around his waist. "So, when," Jack asked, "are you going to put that poor boy out of his misery?"
"What?"
"Your young Sulamid friend. Who wants you so bad it's painful."
"What, Nir? We're just friends, Jack."
"Oh, come on! His species isn't exactly subtle about displaying their emotions, or didn't you notice him turning green every time you walked in the room?"
"Green means stressed. I looked it up."
"Dark green. Light green means 'take me now.'"
Ianto looked at him dubiously.
"He hasn't taken all of his eyes off you all night. Earlier, when you were licking all that sauce off your fingers, I think he forgot to breathe for a couple of minutes. You're always telling me how he goes out of his way to talk to you..."
"He's just interested in human culture."
"Yeah, you know why? Because he's planning on raising your kids with dual nationality." Ianto scowled at him. "And he's always buying you snacks, and presents..." Interlacing their fingers, he lifted Ianto's hand to emphasise the heavy bracelet around his wrist - a gift from Nir.
"Bollocks," Ianto said, with as much dignity as he could muster. "We're just friends."
Jack laughed and squeezed him tight. "And you're usually so perceptive."
"Just because you'll jump anything that'll look you in the eye doesn't mean that the rest of the galaxy's the same."
"All right, all right," Jack said, amusement in his voice. "I'm very sorry. It was wrong of me to suggest that you might be attractive, and you may whip me at your earliest convenience."
"There's a length of chain back at the dock that I've had my eye on, actually..."
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Fandom: TORCHWOOD
Pairing: Ianto/Jack, Ianto/Jack/OMTA (Original Male Tentacled Alien)
Length: 9000ish; one-shot
Author on LJ:
ceefax_the_saneAuthor Website: Torchwood tag on LJ
Why this must be read:
This is quite possibly one of the hottest bits of smut I have ever read. Plus it's tentacle!fic that works so, so well. Essentially Jack and Ianto get trapped in the 38th century. This fic isn't so much about that, but how they carry on with their lives, getting jobs, making friends. And one of those friends is a very friendly alien named Nir who has a bit of a thing for Ianto.
And then they all have sex. No, really. That's pretty much what happens. And it is so good.
Jack nipped gently along his jawline until he reached his ear, where he traced a tonguetip delicately around the edge. Ianto sighed with pleasure and wrapped his arms around his waist. "So, when," Jack asked, "are you going to put that poor boy out of his misery?"
"What?"
"Your young Sulamid friend. Who wants you so bad it's painful."
"What, Nir? We're just friends, Jack."
"Oh, come on! His species isn't exactly subtle about displaying their emotions, or didn't you notice him turning green every time you walked in the room?"
"Green means stressed. I looked it up."
"Dark green. Light green means 'take me now.'"
Ianto looked at him dubiously.
"He hasn't taken all of his eyes off you all night. Earlier, when you were licking all that sauce off your fingers, I think he forgot to breathe for a couple of minutes. You're always telling me how he goes out of his way to talk to you..."
"He's just interested in human culture."
"Yeah, you know why? Because he's planning on raising your kids with dual nationality." Ianto scowled at him. "And he's always buying you snacks, and presents..." Interlacing their fingers, he lifted Ianto's hand to emphasise the heavy bracelet around his wrist - a gift from Nir.
"Bollocks," Ianto said, with as much dignity as he could muster. "We're just friends."
Jack laughed and squeezed him tight. "And you're usually so perceptive."
"Just because you'll jump anything that'll look you in the eye doesn't mean that the rest of the galaxy's the same."
"All right, all right," Jack said, amusement in his voice. "I'm very sorry. It was wrong of me to suggest that you might be attractive, and you may whip me at your earliest convenience."
"There's a length of chain back at the dock that I've had my eye on, actually..."
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