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Useless at Scrabble by Malicious West (PG)
Fandom: THE MUMMY
Pairing: gen
Length: 2,600 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
glitterburn
Author Website: Malicious West @ ff.net
Why this must be read: A day in the life of Jonathan. Cards, gin, women, debts, lots of bragging and antagonism with Rick. I love how each bit has a timestamp on it, love the first person, she's got Jonathan's voice and behavior down perfectly. Very funny piece.
You have quite an unusual-tasting lipstick, if you don't mind me saying. Not that I go around kissing ladies very often. No, it's a lonely life, being a scholar and an archaeologist-adventurer. You should see my brother-in-law. Why, he'd have been alone, quite alone, if it hadn't been for my intervention. I'm a secret romantic at heart, as I'm sure you've realised. I quickly came to the conclusion that Evie - whose greatest ambition it was to join the Bembridge Scholars - well, she'd be wasted on a gentleman of good character and noble upbringing and gentle breeding. So when I met Rick O'Connell, I thought, Jonathan, here's the man for your sister!
Useless at Scrabble
Pairing: gen
Length: 2,600 words
Author on LJ:
glitterburnAuthor Website: Malicious West @ ff.net
Why this must be read: A day in the life of Jonathan. Cards, gin, women, debts, lots of bragging and antagonism with Rick. I love how each bit has a timestamp on it, love the first person, she's got Jonathan's voice and behavior down perfectly. Very funny piece.
You have quite an unusual-tasting lipstick, if you don't mind me saying. Not that I go around kissing ladies very often. No, it's a lonely life, being a scholar and an archaeologist-adventurer. You should see my brother-in-law. Why, he'd have been alone, quite alone, if it hadn't been for my intervention. I'm a secret romantic at heart, as I'm sure you've realised. I quickly came to the conclusion that Evie - whose greatest ambition it was to join the Bembridge Scholars - well, she'd be wasted on a gentleman of good character and noble upbringing and gentle breeding. So when I met Rick O'Connell, I thought, Jonathan, here's the man for your sister!
Useless at Scrabble