ext_31703 ([identity profile] palmaceae.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2009-07-24 06:34 pm
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Still Life With Moth Men by Eve (PG)

Fandom: THE X-FILES
Pairing: Mulder/Scully UST
Length: 15,000+ words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: Eve @ ff.net
Why this must be read: This is the story of what would have happened if Mulder and Scully had actually made it to the teamwork seminar in "Detour." I would have loved to see this one on TV. Amusing and witty dialogue, Mulder getting Scully drunk, another Southerner trying to hit on Scully, Kinsley and Stonecypher!!, and Mulder and Scully being handcuffed together and set loose in the forest. I absolutely adore this story!!

Unfortunately for our heroes, the Assistant Director had chosen this precise moment to walk in with the (thus far piteously ignored) sign-up forms for the annual teamwork retreat in Florida, apparently determined to handle his two favorite intractables personally and without restraint. Taking in the scene before him--wads of paper strewn over desk and floor and filing cabinet alike, Mulder and Scully practically nose to nose (a sight in itself; she, standing, hands on her hips, he, sitting, arms crossed in a posture of open defiance)--Skinner had placed the forms in front of them, uttering those two fateful words:

"You're going."


Still Life With Moth Men

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