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Aspirations of Closure by Jill Selby, PG-13
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Fandom: X-FILES
Pairing: Mulder/Scully partnership
Length: 6K
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: Jill Selby on Wayback
Why this must be read: Hilarious, much needed look at Scully's never-shown frustration with Mulder's beaucratic rebellions and how insane their field reports must have looked in the end.
"Okay, *he* informed you that the residents of El Paso were in
imminent jeopardy from a seven-foot red-eyed man-dog creature, and
based on that, and the witness statement of, wait a second, I want
to make sure I get this right. Here it is. Joosy Fruits. Spurred
to action by the eyewitness account of Ms. Fruits, who was in the
area working in her capacity as a "pleasure therapist" at the time
of the alleged attack, you dragged me to the airport on one of the
busiest travel weekends of the year, and after two flight delays
and a misunderstanding with my unbathed behemoth of a seatmate
about the boundaries of my personal space, we arrived in Texas just
in time for the mosquito festival.
Are we in agreement so far?"
Aspirations of Closure by Jill Selby
Fandom: X-FILES
Pairing: Mulder/Scully partnership
Length: 6K
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: Jill Selby on Wayback
Why this must be read: Hilarious, much needed look at Scully's never-shown frustration with Mulder's beaucratic rebellions and how insane their field reports must have looked in the end.
"Okay, *he* informed you that the residents of El Paso were in
imminent jeopardy from a seven-foot red-eyed man-dog creature, and
based on that, and the witness statement of, wait a second, I want
to make sure I get this right. Here it is. Joosy Fruits. Spurred
to action by the eyewitness account of Ms. Fruits, who was in the
area working in her capacity as a "pleasure therapist" at the time
of the alleged attack, you dragged me to the airport on one of the
busiest travel weekends of the year, and after two flight delays
and a misunderstanding with my unbathed behemoth of a seatmate
about the boundaries of my personal space, we arrived in Texas just
in time for the mosquito festival.
Are we in agreement so far?"
Aspirations of Closure by Jill Selby