Full Moon Over Black Lake, by sparklebutch (R)

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Fandom: THE MIGHTY BOOSH
Pairings: Old Gregg/The Moon
Length: Approx. 7,100 words
Warnings: According to the author, “might scar you for life.”
Author on LJ: sparklebutch
Author Website: The Glitter Jungle
Why this must be read:

I picked this story to highlight two facts: (1) this fandom has one of the most cracked-out canons ever; (2) although Howard Moon/Vince Noir is clearly the OTP of The Mighty Boosh, there are other possibilities, and the pairing in this story, while so, so wrong, is weirdly right. I can’t decide if Noel Fielding, who plays both these characters, would find this hilarious or traumatizing.

At first their lights mingle, Gregg's shine and the Moon's rays, and Gregg's scales flutter. The Moon shivers, his surface now covered in goose bumps, which confuse the hell out of some astronomers on their quiet night shift. By morning it'll all be gone, and the astronomers will vow never to bring tequila into an observatory again.

“Full Moon Over Black Lake”