crack_van | Like No One’s Watching, by kewen (R)

Fandom: THE MIGHTY BOOSH
Pairings: Anthrax/Ebola, implied Howard/Vince
Length: approx. 2,900 words
Warnings: D/s, S&M, breathplay
Author on LJ:

kewen
Author Website: Freyr
Why this must be read:

It can’t be denied: The Mighty Boosh fails the Bechdel Test hard. That’s one reason I was so pleased to find this story about the goth girls from “Nanageddon.”

kewen doesn’t just show us how Vince’s hoped-for gothic three-way might have played out; she gives the two women (especially Ebola) their own lives and distinct personalities.

Me and Anthrax let him buy us drinks, there’s no harm in that. It’s obvious he’s never been to the Black Spider before, because if he had, he’d know that me and Anthrax are untouchable. We stay together, and everyone else can piss off, especially men.

“Ladies,” he says with a cheeky smile, placing the drinks in front of us before sitting down himself.

She sneaks a glance at me and I think I see a flicker of amusement.

Poser.

I curl my own lip, not smiling. Goths don’t smile, I learnt this early on.

I’m dimly aware of him talking, but it’s just background noise. I can feel Anthrax’s hand slide up my thigh and I do my best to keep my face neutral. I know there are people watching us, men and women who have approached us in the past wondering what he’s got that they haven’t.

But I know why he’s still here.

Because he’s amusing, and Anthrax likes to play.

“Like No One’s Watching”