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crack_van2010-04-14 09:28 am
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Cylon Math on Baltar's Basestar by cynthia_arrow (PG-13)
Fandom: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA (NEW)
Pairing: Baltar/Caprica/D'Anna
Length: oneshot
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cynthia_arrow
Author Website: Here
Why this must be read:
In this deliciously earnest crackfic, Baltar is still on his quest to find how he fits in with the Cylons...this time, using some dubious mathematical skills. The results are fantastically amusing, taken to every extreme, and the accompanying inner thoughts and sidenotes only add to the gleeful atmosphere.
"There are twelve Cylon models, and you and Caprica are Three and Six, and that's nine. Which means I'm three."
"I don't understand."
"Don't you see—this is why I'm here with the both of you, why I survived New Caprica to become your willing sex slave. You all are Three and Six and obviously I'm three, too, because that adds up to twelve."
"Hrumph," Six mumbled, coming out of a deep sleep. "Shut up, both of you. Nobody cares."
"We care," Gaius said. "You know we care. Both of us. Besides, it's two to three."
"No," Three answered, raising her eyebrows and smiling. "It's three and three to six."
Cylon Math on Baltar's Basestar
Pairing: Baltar/Caprica/D'Anna
Length: oneshot
Author on LJ:
cynthia_arrow Author Website: Here
Why this must be read:
In this deliciously earnest crackfic, Baltar is still on his quest to find how he fits in with the Cylons...this time, using some dubious mathematical skills. The results are fantastically amusing, taken to every extreme, and the accompanying inner thoughts and sidenotes only add to the gleeful atmosphere.
"There are twelve Cylon models, and you and Caprica are Three and Six, and that's nine. Which means I'm three."
"I don't understand."
"Don't you see—this is why I'm here with the both of you, why I survived New Caprica to become your willing sex slave. You all are Three and Six and obviously I'm three, too, because that adds up to twelve."
"Hrumph," Six mumbled, coming out of a deep sleep. "Shut up, both of you. Nobody cares."
"We care," Gaius said. "You know we care. Both of us. Besides, it's two to three."
"No," Three answered, raising her eyebrows and smiling. "It's three and three to six."
Cylon Math on Baltar's Basestar