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Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura (T)
Fandom:HARRY POTTER
Pairing: GEN
Length: 4,789
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: RuneWitchSakura's FFN profile
Why this must be read: Different ways of defeating Voldemort abound and in this particularly humorous one, RuneWitchSakura has come up with a winner. The twins return from a week in France to find Voldemort and the Death Eaters defeated and Dumbledore jailed. Ron tells them the rather ingenious, if crazy way, in which Harry managed to defeat Voldemort & the DEs, all without getting injured or falling to Hermione's wrath for not studying for his NEWTs. Harry's Little Army of Psychos is a cute one-shot that pokes gentle fun at the grandiose Horcrux hunting plot while using cute little Puffskeins and adhering to Dumbledore's insane desire not to kill the bad guys. Give it a try!
The Ministry of Magic has certain classifications for all manner of Magical Creatures. They were not hard to follow at all. In fact they were quite simple.
X: Boring
XX: Harmless / may be domesticated
XXX: Competent wizards should cope
XXXX: Dangerous / requires specialist knowledge / skilled wizard may handle / must be respected
XXXXX: Known wizard killer / impossible to train or domesticate
What Fred and George find hard to understand is why the Ministry needed a new classification. And why that classification was…well, I suppose it explains itself…
XXXXXX: Run dude, just run / don't stop / and definitely don't look back / just run
They also had trouble believing that the puffskeins of all animals were the only one classified as that.
"We were only gone…" Fred starts.
"…for a week. How could…" George continues.
"…Voldemort already be…"
"…dead? Why is Dumbledore…"
"…in jail? And why do…"
"…the puffskeins have such…"
"…a bad reputation now?"
I sigh. Dealing with the twins was always a chore, especially when they used double-speak. The two of them had been gone for a week, in Magical Paris I think, setting up the French version of their prank shop. I answer the one word that is actually the answer to a lot of things now.
"Harry."
"Of course," Fred and George say together.
"But that doesn't explain…" George starts this time.
"…how he did it," Fred finishes.
"He started before you left by making us all think he was crazy actually," I reply. I continue before they can say anything else, "Honestly, the guy taught puffskeins to laugh maniacally. Of course we would be concerned for his sanity."
Read Harry's Little Army of Psychos here
Pairing: GEN
Length: 4,789
Author on LJ: N/A
Author Website: RuneWitchSakura's FFN profile
Why this must be read: Different ways of defeating Voldemort abound and in this particularly humorous one, RuneWitchSakura has come up with a winner. The twins return from a week in France to find Voldemort and the Death Eaters defeated and Dumbledore jailed. Ron tells them the rather ingenious, if crazy way, in which Harry managed to defeat Voldemort & the DEs, all without getting injured or falling to Hermione's wrath for not studying for his NEWTs. Harry's Little Army of Psychos is a cute one-shot that pokes gentle fun at the grandiose Horcrux hunting plot while using cute little Puffskeins and adhering to Dumbledore's insane desire not to kill the bad guys. Give it a try!
The Ministry of Magic has certain classifications for all manner of Magical Creatures. They were not hard to follow at all. In fact they were quite simple.
X: Boring
XX: Harmless / may be domesticated
XXX: Competent wizards should cope
XXXX: Dangerous / requires specialist knowledge / skilled wizard may handle / must be respected
XXXXX: Known wizard killer / impossible to train or domesticate
What Fred and George find hard to understand is why the Ministry needed a new classification. And why that classification was…well, I suppose it explains itself…
XXXXXX: Run dude, just run / don't stop / and definitely don't look back / just run
They also had trouble believing that the puffskeins of all animals were the only one classified as that.
"We were only gone…" Fred starts.
"…for a week. How could…" George continues.
"…Voldemort already be…"
"…dead? Why is Dumbledore…"
"…in jail? And why do…"
"…the puffskeins have such…"
"…a bad reputation now?"
I sigh. Dealing with the twins was always a chore, especially when they used double-speak. The two of them had been gone for a week, in Magical Paris I think, setting up the French version of their prank shop. I answer the one word that is actually the answer to a lot of things now.
"Harry."
"Of course," Fred and George say together.
"But that doesn't explain…" George starts this time.
"…how he did it," Fred finishes.
"He started before you left by making us all think he was crazy actually," I reply. I continue before they can say anything else, "Honestly, the guy taught puffskeins to laugh maniacally. Of course we would be concerned for his sanity."
Read Harry's Little Army of Psychos here