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akamine_chan ([personal profile] akamine_chan) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2010-05-12 07:31 am

Calculate The Damage, by _unhurt_ (R)

Calculate The Damage, by _unhurt_ (R)
Fandom: Canadian Actor RPF
Pairing: Hugh Dillon/Callum Keith Rennie
Length: 950 words
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] _unhurt_
Author Website: fic tag
Why this must be read: This a cracky story, but in the most amazing, awesome way. [livejournal.com profile] malnpudl once rather famously said: Hugh's hotness is so great, it defies the laws of physics. That's really, really hot. It makes him dangerous, but he can't really help it. And then _unhurt_ wrote it. *g* Title from the Headstones song Physics. I did mention we have a penchant for using their lyrics as song titles, right? Well, this one fits perfectly.


Trent gritted his teeth. "Cute is out too. Hugh. We talked about this. Space-time continuum, remember? The one we want to keep? So stick to the plan. More spitting, more swearing, dubious facial hair whenever possible and for the love of Mike at least try not to make any of them charming, okay?"


Calculate The Damage