It’s in Your Jeans (M)

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Fandom: HOT FUZZ
Pairing: Nicholas/Danny
Length: 2985 words 
Author: tawg 
Location of fic: sandfordpolice  
Why this must be read:

Because it’s damn good smut! And I happen to be very picky about my smut. Not just any smut will do. If you’re new to Hot Fuzz, I must tell you that there is a lot of slash. This particular fandom was never shy about the film’s homoerotic subtext. Hell, the film is the very first Nicholas/Danny story there is. Even the director says it’s a love story.

Excerpt:

Inside the cubicle, Nicholas frowned. “I can’t trust you not to be inappropriate regardless of what I’m doing. Why do you think I demanded we go all the way to Cheltenham?”

“I assumed it was so there’d be none of my family around when we eventually got to the hot dressing room action.”

“Danny. There will be no dressing room action. I forbid it.”

It’s in Your Jeans