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crack_van2011-02-02 05:20 pm
Inappropriate Behavior Series by entangled_now (NC-17)
I am Phred. I am he who lurks and I'm driving for NUMB3RS this month. I have some favorite authors and pairings but I won't recommend anything I don't think is some level of awesome.
Fandom: NUMB3RS
Pairing: Don/Colby, Charlie/Ian
Length: 13,082 over 8 stories.
Author on LJ:
entangled_now
Author Website: http://community.livejournal.com/libraryofsol
Why this must be read:
He gets his fingers into the belt of Colby's jeans and this has to be the most uncomfortable position to try and cock and fire in, but if he can get a gun in his hand he'll work out the rest later. He twists his hand back just enough that he can get his fingers deeper.
Which is exactly the point he realises something.
"You're not wearing underwear," Don says carefully.
"It's a thing," Colby says quietly.
"Really? A thing?" Don's voice is all layers of question and disbelief.
"Yeah."
"And it has nothing to do with the fact that you keep your gun there?" Colby has an ass/gun thing going on here clearly. Don's surprised at the fact he's not more surprised.
"Do you want to discuss my kinks or did you want to work on getting us the hell out of here?"
If you like UST this is your series.
Through one embarrassing and unintentionally inappropriate situation after another Don and Colby are pushed (sometimes literally) together.
These stories slowly crank up the sexual tension right to the breaking point.
They are also funny enough to make you snort your beer and spray it across your computer. (You have been warned.)
And there is troublesome euphemistic fruit.
This isn't a difficult or long read but its classic of the fandom and a heck of a lot of fun.
(Unfortunately the Master post for this series has gone missing so these are the individual parts.)
The Inappropriate Ass Fondling Gun Story
The Inappropriate Bondage Story, Where Don Gets Wet
The Inappropriate Accidental Lubrication Story
The Inappropriate Surveillance Story In Which Everyone Denies Everything
The Inappropriate Nudity Story, Where Don Surprises Himself
The Inappropriate Fruit Story, Where Math Is Not Helpful
The Inappropriate Sex Education Story, Where No One Calls The Cops (NC-17)
Non-euphemistic Strawberries (Charlie/Ian, PG-13) This is really a coda to the rest of the stories.
Fandom: NUMB3RS
Pairing: Don/Colby, Charlie/Ian
Length: 13,082 over 8 stories.
Author on LJ:
Author Website: http://community.livejournal.com/libraryofsol
Why this must be read:
He gets his fingers into the belt of Colby's jeans and this has to be the most uncomfortable position to try and cock and fire in, but if he can get a gun in his hand he'll work out the rest later. He twists his hand back just enough that he can get his fingers deeper.
Which is exactly the point he realises something.
"You're not wearing underwear," Don says carefully.
"It's a thing," Colby says quietly.
"Really? A thing?" Don's voice is all layers of question and disbelief.
"Yeah."
"And it has nothing to do with the fact that you keep your gun there?" Colby has an ass/gun thing going on here clearly. Don's surprised at the fact he's not more surprised.
"Do you want to discuss my kinks or did you want to work on getting us the hell out of here?"
If you like UST this is your series.
Through one embarrassing and unintentionally inappropriate situation after another Don and Colby are pushed (sometimes literally) together.
These stories slowly crank up the sexual tension right to the breaking point.
They are also funny enough to make you snort your beer and spray it across your computer. (You have been warned.)
And there is troublesome euphemistic fruit.
This isn't a difficult or long read but its classic of the fandom and a heck of a lot of fun.
(Unfortunately the Master post for this series has gone missing so these are the individual parts.)
The Inappropriate Ass Fondling Gun Story
The Inappropriate Bondage Story, Where Don Gets Wet
The Inappropriate Accidental Lubrication Story
The Inappropriate Surveillance Story In Which Everyone Denies Everything
The Inappropriate Nudity Story, Where Don Surprises Himself
The Inappropriate Fruit Story, Where Math Is Not Helpful
The Inappropriate Sex Education Story, Where No One Calls The Cops (NC-17)
Non-euphemistic Strawberries (Charlie/Ian, PG-13) This is really a coda to the rest of the stories.

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I'm going to try to hit all the big names and epic awesome stories this month.
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