JIM CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER? by winterover (PG-13)

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Fandom: STAR TREK REBOOT
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Length: 3185
Author on LJ: winterover
Author Website: http://winterover.livejournal.com
Why this must be read: The Funniest, crackiest Star Trek fic I have ever read. I literally laughed till I cried. Short description: Jim's brain gets fried so that he can only communicate via lolspeak. Priceless.




OM NOM NOM. OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

The whole rest of the mess hall is dead silent as they watch...and listen...to Captain Kirk enjoying his burger. How he can eat and talk at the same time is a mystery to Bones, but Jim's managing it.

Problem is, he's not saying anything coherent.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Bones chews his own cheez- cheeseburger slowly, staring. He swallows. He stares some more. Jim's showing no signs of letting up.

OM NOM NOM NOM. OM NOM OM NOM NOM NOM

Slamming a hand suddenly down on the table and making the cutlery rattle - Ensign Young drops her tray in surprise - Bones roars, "Will you cut that out?"

Jim just pops the last bite in his mouth and, disturbingly, licks his chops like a cat, in obvious enjoyment. Bones' mouth drops open.

NAO IZ TIEM FOR CHAIR.




JIM CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?