Impatience, by rabidchild67 (NC-17)

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Fandom: WHITE COLLAR
Pairing: El/vibrator; offscreen Neal/Peter/El
Length: 900 words
Author on LJ: rabidchild67
Author Website: Fic masterlist
Why this must be read:

This is a story recently posted for the Merry Month of Masturbation (which has a LJ comm, mmom, that's worth a visit). It's part of a series in which the Burkes and Neal Caffrey are in a polyamorous relationship, but works as a standalone piece. In this frank, funny fic, a very pregnant El tries to get things moving, and hey, even if it doesn't work, at least she can have some fun trying. Or can she?

She lately wondered if any of the stories about inducing labor were to be believed, and she was beginning to give them serious consideration. Castor oil, herb teas, chiles – all of them were beginning to appeal. But what was it that Diana has said the other week – her sister had sworn she’d gone into labor right after having sex with her husband. As Elizabeth carried the laundry basket she held into her bedroom, she glanced at her bed and decided she was just desperate enough to give it a try.

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Lying back against the head board, she switched the vibe on and reached down and – missed the mark entirely. The expanse of her pregnant belly was so large that she couldn’t quite reach her hand to touch herself. “Well, this is just perfect,” she muttered. She was thankful her husbands were not home to bear witness, because the laughter would be deafening.

Impatience