I'd find the fic for you to prove that I'm telling the truth, but my doctor says that my eyes have barely recovered from the last time I sporked them out due to badfic, so I'm not allowed. :)

My favorite B5-related thing to do to people is download clips of I and M saying funny things ("Did I mention my nose is on fire and I have 15 wild badgers in my trousers?" "Oh, great, now you can give me something for the pain. Where were you when I was going through puberty?") so that I send B5-virgins into hysterical laughter.