ext_54153 ([identity profile] matrixrefugee.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2011-12-04 02:29 pm

"You're a Mean One, Dr. M" by Jennie B (NC-17)

That same androgynous figure who's been driving the YnM van is now lounging on the rear bumper, their hair suddenly silver and neatly brushed out, and their form clad in an immaculate white suit.

"Enjoying the ride so far? It's about to get bumpy: today I'll be posting a few fics featuring Muraki, with or without various pairings. It's the pale, creepy gent's forty-seventh birthday and what's a birthday without a few surprises?"

Fandom: YAMI NO MATSUEI

Pairing: Muraki/Hisoka

Length: 2,581

Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] seshats_prodigy

Author Website: Tag List on their LJ

Why this must be read: This fic is an utter delight, albeit in a wonderfully nasty way. Much like a conversation with the not-so-good-doctor, it starts off innocent and innocuous enough, with Hisoka and a few other shinigami from the Judgment Bureau enjoying some holiday cheer at a bar, then Hisoka decides to step out for some fresh air, only to find something wicked his way coming, in the form of an ardent Muraki with some clever ways to adaptively reuse Christmas decorations as bondage devices. It's downhill from there, like a sled on a vertiginous drop, but much as it makes one cringe, you'll be enjoying that mad rush...


'You're a Mean One, Dr. M'