nice day (for a white wedding) by acchikoccki (PG)

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This one was suggested by slyreflection, and despite generally trying to stay away from La Liga fic, it's just too awesome to pass by.

Fandom: FOOTBALL RPF
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Leo Messi
Length: One shot, approximately 1000 words
Author on LJ:acchikocchi
Author Website: acchikocchi
Why this must be read: Quite simply, read this piece because it's hilarious. It's all about humour and embraces that. Football fandom does a lot of serious fics, but this isn't one of them. This is one of those fics that makes you just about pee yourself laughing.

"You can't invite people to an elopement!" Cesc insisted into the receiver.

"Does that mean... you're not coming?" Leo asked uncertainly. Cesc first cursed himself silently and then resisted the urge to bang his head against a wall.

"No, you idiot, of course I'm coming. Like I would miss it. I'm just saying, they're called elopements for a reason. Like, running away in secret. Without a guest list."

"But it is secret," said Leo. "Did you see the P.S.?"

Of course he had. P.S. Please don't tell anyone. Yeah, good luck with that, Cesc thought darkly. It wasn't like they were the two best football players in the world as well as global jet-setting mega-celebrities or anything—one of them more than the other, not that Cesc was naming names.

On second thought, maybe this whole eloping thing did kind of make sense.

"I saw the P.S.," he said. "So how many people did you invite?" It never hurt to start thinking about damage control in advance.

nice day (for a white wedding)