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crack_van2012-05-10 08:58 pm
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"Listen In" by Ennien (PG)
Hello, all!
Eavesdropping is fun! Especially when most of the people you’re listening to are incompetent idiots! This is a very cute, funny story about what Zoltar’s life must be like.
Fandom: Battle of The Planets
Characters: Princess, Zoltar, Mala, assorted Spectra goons.
Pairing: None
Length: 3256 words.
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Ennien on the Gatchaman Fanfic Archive
Why this must be read: Princess is sent to spy on/record Zoltar for an upcoming mission... and learns a whole more than she ever thought she would!
Ed> Captain Amagosta enters the room. And I thought Zoltar's outfit was silly...
Captain Amagosta: HAIL SPECTRA!!
Z: What the did you do to the reconn files??
CA: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SIRE!
Z: Stop shouting, I can hear you just fine.
CA: SIRE!
Z: Is this your game? (Ed> the game is just visible on the screen. it looks like some sort of war game. The graphics would make Jason swoon)
CA: COMMANDO 101, SIRE! ITS ALL THE RAGE! THE GRAPHICS ARE SO GOOD YOU CAN MAKE OUT THE VEINS ON THE INTESTINES!
Ed> Zoltar appears to be both cringing and giving this captain a "look". Its hard to tell under the mask.
Z: It's taking up 8 mgs of my disk space.
CA: CAN'T BE SIRE. I FORMATTED IT.
Z: You WHAT??
CA: FORMATTED IT, SIRE. IT MAKES IT..
Z: I know what it does. It also corrupted my reconn files. You know, the files that compile all of the information the spies have collected and gives us a nice picture of the attack site and its defenses??
CA: (Ed> This guy is also chewing on peanuts and has a doughnut in his hand. He's getting both all over the floor, the terminal and Zoltar's clothes.)
CA: UH... I GUESS YOU HAVE TO DO THEM OVER AGAIN, HUH?
Z: No. I won't. YOU will. In fact, since the information those files were collated from was also in the directory you toasted, it will have to be gathered all over again. You can do this personally, of course, I wouldn't trust anyone else with such an important task AND WILL YOU QUIT SNOWING ON ME??? (Ed> Oops, there goes the doughnut..)
Listen In
Enjoy! :D
Eavesdropping is fun! Especially when most of the people you’re listening to are incompetent idiots! This is a very cute, funny story about what Zoltar’s life must be like.
Fandom: Battle of The Planets
Characters: Princess, Zoltar, Mala, assorted Spectra goons.
Pairing: None
Length: 3256 words.
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Ennien on the Gatchaman Fanfic Archive
Why this must be read: Princess is sent to spy on/record Zoltar for an upcoming mission... and learns a whole more than she ever thought she would!
Ed> Captain Amagosta enters the room. And I thought Zoltar's outfit was silly...
Captain Amagosta: HAIL SPECTRA!!
Z: What the did you do to the reconn files??
CA: I DON'T UNDERSTAND, SIRE!
Z: Stop shouting, I can hear you just fine.
CA: SIRE!
Z: Is this your game? (Ed> the game is just visible on the screen. it looks like some sort of war game. The graphics would make Jason swoon)
CA: COMMANDO 101, SIRE! ITS ALL THE RAGE! THE GRAPHICS ARE SO GOOD YOU CAN MAKE OUT THE VEINS ON THE INTESTINES!
Ed> Zoltar appears to be both cringing and giving this captain a "look". Its hard to tell under the mask.
Z: It's taking up 8 mgs of my disk space.
CA: CAN'T BE SIRE. I FORMATTED IT.
Z: You WHAT??
CA: FORMATTED IT, SIRE. IT MAKES IT..
Z: I know what it does. It also corrupted my reconn files. You know, the files that compile all of the information the spies have collected and gives us a nice picture of the attack site and its defenses??
CA: (Ed> This guy is also chewing on peanuts and has a doughnut in his hand. He's getting both all over the floor, the terminal and Zoltar's clothes.)
CA: UH... I GUESS YOU HAVE TO DO THEM OVER AGAIN, HUH?
Z: No. I won't. YOU will. In fact, since the information those files were collated from was also in the directory you toasted, it will have to be gathered all over again. You can do this personally, of course, I wouldn't trust anyone else with such an important task AND WILL YOU QUIT SNOWING ON ME??? (Ed> Oops, there goes the doughnut..)
Listen In
Enjoy! :D