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Hurricane, by JumpingJackFlash (M)
Fandom: HOMESTUCK
Pairing: John / Karkat, Tavros / Dave.
Length: 11k
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: On AO3 / On Tumblr
Why this must be read: This combines great lyrics with a cute, plausible all-humans AU with two intersecting fluffy-hot gay love stories. The sex is scorching, the characters ring true, and the narration swoops from one gorgeous moment to the next without giving you a moment’s rest. It’s a really great ride.
When Nitram started in, his tone was so casual, so conversational, that Karkat didn't realize he was rapping until the rhymes started to line up. "Wow, Lil' Cal's a really fast talker. I'm intimidated, he intimated he might pull out a glock or just murder me barehanded, man this is awkward. I'm just gonna... take a couple slow steps backward." He did so. "Jesus, what do you say to that kind of ego trip? Uh, I went to disneyland once, uh, I like potato chips, I tip well, I don't rip my rhymes, hell half the time I'm just a big dip but it's all mine. So when I quip at a quick clip there's no need to bring up nines. Let's just go with audio ammo, if that's okay by you, bro."
Hurricane
Pairing: John / Karkat, Tavros / Dave.
Length: 11k
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: On AO3 / On Tumblr
Why this must be read: This combines great lyrics with a cute, plausible all-humans AU with two intersecting fluffy-hot gay love stories. The sex is scorching, the characters ring true, and the narration swoops from one gorgeous moment to the next without giving you a moment’s rest. It’s a really great ride.
When Nitram started in, his tone was so casual, so conversational, that Karkat didn't realize he was rapping until the rhymes started to line up. "Wow, Lil' Cal's a really fast talker. I'm intimidated, he intimated he might pull out a glock or just murder me barehanded, man this is awkward. I'm just gonna... take a couple slow steps backward." He did so. "Jesus, what do you say to that kind of ego trip? Uh, I went to disneyland once, uh, I like potato chips, I tip well, I don't rip my rhymes, hell half the time I'm just a big dip but it's all mine. So when I quip at a quick clip there's no need to bring up nines. Let's just go with audio ammo, if that's okay by you, bro."
Hurricane