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"Monstermech Pizza $9.95!!" by Jane Lebak (G)
Hello, all!
I’m going to have to turn in my keys soon, so I wanted to end on a humorous note.
Fandom: Battle of The Planets
Characters: G-Force, Chief Anderson, others.
Pairing: None
Length: 3000 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Jane Lebak on the Gatchaman Fanfic Archive
Why this must be read: Mark, Jason, and Tiny can’t agree on pizza toppings. So they decide to settle it with a contest: whoever can get Anderson to say “I have never been so mortified in my life!” gets to choose the toppings. Hilarity ensues!
Eventually, the Chief had to keep the door to his office shut. Even so, every once in a while he could hear them shouting from room to room, something he thought he had trained them as children never to do: "Mark, some salesman on the phone, says he's calling back to verify that you ordered a Flowbie from that informercial." "Jason, was this your sewing magazine that arrived in the mail?" "Everyone, come look--Tiny's going to eat a gallon of double chocolate raspberry macadamia fudge ice cream in five minutes!"
A couple of times, he walked to the door, but both times he turned back. Cabin fever, Tiny had said. Maybe they needed a mission to keep them occupied--maybe in the downtimes they needed something to sustain their energy level. Whatever. He left them alone and tried to find what quiet he could.
Monstermech Pizza $9.95!!
Enjoy! :D
I’m going to have to turn in my keys soon, so I wanted to end on a humorous note.
Fandom: Battle of The Planets
Characters: G-Force, Chief Anderson, others.
Pairing: None
Length: 3000 words
Author on LJ: Unknown
Author Website: Jane Lebak on the Gatchaman Fanfic Archive
Why this must be read: Mark, Jason, and Tiny can’t agree on pizza toppings. So they decide to settle it with a contest: whoever can get Anderson to say “I have never been so mortified in my life!” gets to choose the toppings. Hilarity ensues!
Eventually, the Chief had to keep the door to his office shut. Even so, every once in a while he could hear them shouting from room to room, something he thought he had trained them as children never to do: "Mark, some salesman on the phone, says he's calling back to verify that you ordered a Flowbie from that informercial." "Jason, was this your sewing magazine that arrived in the mail?" "Everyone, come look--Tiny's going to eat a gallon of double chocolate raspberry macadamia fudge ice cream in five minutes!"
A couple of times, he walked to the door, but both times he turned back. Cabin fever, Tiny had said. Maybe they needed a mission to keep them occupied--maybe in the downtimes they needed something to sustain their energy level. Whatever. He left them alone and tried to find what quiet he could.
Monstermech Pizza $9.95!!
Enjoy! :D