It's like "Oliver!" in reverse here -- we're all rejecting the sweet little urchin in favor of the dangerous, sexy Russian spy. *G*

I gave her a pass on the lube due to the fact that she didn't revel at all in how painful it all was. That's what I really can't stand. I decided that Napoleon is self-lubricating. If anyone is, it would have to be him. It's a biological adaptation. *G*

Sorry for the delay in responding -- LJ was giving me fits!