crack_van | Gynecology by Charlemagne (PG)

Fandom: SPORTS NIGHT
Pairing: Dan/Casey
Author on LJ: don't know
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Why this must be read:

Dan's feminine side is something of a running joke on Sports Night ("you're a woman, you know that? I'm gonna stick you under a hair dryer!"), because, well, he's usually a nice, sensitive kind of guy. This isn't a Dan Discovers Cross-Dressing story, or a Dan Actually Literally Becomes A Woman story, though both of those sound fairly entertaining, but just a story about what happens when Dan starts to see Casey the way the women of CSC see him. Light and happy, with a great use of the other characters, and it even ends with "Good evening, I'm Dan Rydell, alongside Casey McCall," which gives it a very Sports Night-y feel.

"Okay, attention, everyone!" Dan spread his arms out. "We have been barred from the kitchen! This means no more beer, no more chips, no more anything!"

"I have a fresh beer," Casey said.

"There's a bowl of chips right here." Chris lifted a big plastic bowl.

"We could just buy more beer," Issac suggested. "That's why they have liquor stores."

"So none of you are even considering going in there and demanding our equal access rights to the refreshments in the kitchen?" Dan asked. His arms were still outspread, but he felt a little stupid. He had been hoping for some male bonding stampede into the kitchen, followed by some pleasant female squealing and giggling and bouncing.

Gynecology