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E! True Hollywood Story: Janet Snakehole by torigates (G)
Fandom: Parks and Recreation
Pairing: Gen (April Ludgate/Andy Dwyer?)
Length: 3103 words
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
torigates
Author Website: Tumblr
Why this must be read: I'm sorry, did you read the title? Do you need any other reason to go read this? (But seriously, it's a quick and hilarious read, and you really should click through.)
From Poisonous Venom: The Life and Loves of Janet Snakehole, Official Biography Chapter Ten, “On the Lamb”
[...] After the deadly events at the mill Janet disappeared completely from the public eye for several years. She had been a prominent social figure in the years and months prior, and yet she managed to completely disappear from view after her husband’s death. Perhaps she thought this would take her out of the spotlight and help her elude the authorities seeking her for murder and theft. Yet Janet’s disappearance did not dissuade the public’s fascination with her. On the contrary it only seemed to fuel the fire (no pun intended). Speculation circled wildly on the subject of her guilt or innocence, and where she was hiding.
Although there is very little information that comes directly from Janet herself, there is no end to the media’s imagination regarding her whereabouts and ongoings. In the short years that she was gone from the limelight there were countless articles written, television documentaries, a made for TV movie, and even a feature length film. Even after her resurfacing and subsequent arrest (and later escape) Janet would never publicly comment on her husband’s death or her years on the run, except to maintain her innocence.
It is wildly believed that it was during these years that Janet first encountered FBI Special Agent Burt Macklin. Many sources speculate the nature of the relationship between Janet and Agent Macklin. Janet herself hinted that there relationship was more than just (accused) criminal and officer of the law.
Sources at the FBI were unwilling to confirm or deny the possibility of a romantic relationship between them. [...]
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The first time Janet met Special Agent Burt Macklin in person, he handcuffed her to a bicycle rack. Of course, that couldn’t keep her contained for very long. The first time she became aware of his existence, he forced her to vacate a perfectly good apartment in under two hours.
She never forgave him for that. It was an excellent apartment, and Janet always did like Chicago.
She never did learn when Burt was assigned to her case, but over the years, the two of them had multiple encounters.
It was the last one that haunted Janet’s dreams.
He tracked her down at the Snakehole Lounge. Janet knew it was foolish to return to her husband’s hometown, especially when so many of his relatives knew her face and suspected her of Ibrahim’s murder. It was a special night, however, and she couldn’t resist.
“Janet Snakehole,” he said when he saw her.
“Agent Macklin,” she said with a nod, scoping out the nearest exits.
“Ex-Agent Macklin now,” he said with a sardonic grin. Janet raised an eyebrow. “I was framed,” he said.
Janet looked at him, and crossed her legs. “I can only imagine what that must be like for you,” she said.
“The only difference, Snakehole,” he said. “Is that I’m innocent.”
Janet stood, then. “I think I’ll be going now,” she said. “If you’re no longer an agent, you have no power to arrest me.”
He grabbed her wrist. “If I bring you in, they’ll let me have my job back.”
She put her other hand on his cheek. “Oh, darling,” she said. “I can see you really believe that. Poor dear.”
E! True Hollywood Story: Janet Snakehole
Pairing: Gen (April Ludgate/Andy Dwyer?)
Length: 3103 words
Author on LJ:
torigatesAuthor Website: Tumblr
Why this must be read: I'm sorry, did you read the title? Do you need any other reason to go read this? (But seriously, it's a quick and hilarious read, and you really should click through.)
From Poisonous Venom: The Life and Loves of Janet Snakehole, Official Biography Chapter Ten, “On the Lamb”
[...] After the deadly events at the mill Janet disappeared completely from the public eye for several years. She had been a prominent social figure in the years and months prior, and yet she managed to completely disappear from view after her husband’s death. Perhaps she thought this would take her out of the spotlight and help her elude the authorities seeking her for murder and theft. Yet Janet’s disappearance did not dissuade the public’s fascination with her. On the contrary it only seemed to fuel the fire (no pun intended). Speculation circled wildly on the subject of her guilt or innocence, and where she was hiding.
Although there is very little information that comes directly from Janet herself, there is no end to the media’s imagination regarding her whereabouts and ongoings. In the short years that she was gone from the limelight there were countless articles written, television documentaries, a made for TV movie, and even a feature length film. Even after her resurfacing and subsequent arrest (and later escape) Janet would never publicly comment on her husband’s death or her years on the run, except to maintain her innocence.
It is wildly believed that it was during these years that Janet first encountered FBI Special Agent Burt Macklin. Many sources speculate the nature of the relationship between Janet and Agent Macklin. Janet herself hinted that there relationship was more than just (accused) criminal and officer of the law.
Sources at the FBI were unwilling to confirm or deny the possibility of a romantic relationship between them. [...]
---
The first time Janet met Special Agent Burt Macklin in person, he handcuffed her to a bicycle rack. Of course, that couldn’t keep her contained for very long. The first time she became aware of his existence, he forced her to vacate a perfectly good apartment in under two hours.
She never forgave him for that. It was an excellent apartment, and Janet always did like Chicago.
She never did learn when Burt was assigned to her case, but over the years, the two of them had multiple encounters.
It was the last one that haunted Janet’s dreams.
He tracked her down at the Snakehole Lounge. Janet knew it was foolish to return to her husband’s hometown, especially when so many of his relatives knew her face and suspected her of Ibrahim’s murder. It was a special night, however, and she couldn’t resist.
“Janet Snakehole,” he said when he saw her.
“Agent Macklin,” she said with a nod, scoping out the nearest exits.
“Ex-Agent Macklin now,” he said with a sardonic grin. Janet raised an eyebrow. “I was framed,” he said.
Janet looked at him, and crossed her legs. “I can only imagine what that must be like for you,” she said.
“The only difference, Snakehole,” he said. “Is that I’m innocent.”
Janet stood, then. “I think I’ll be going now,” she said. “If you’re no longer an agent, you have no power to arrest me.”
He grabbed her wrist. “If I bring you in, they’ll let me have my job back.”
She put her other hand on his cheek. “Oh, darling,” she said. “I can see you really believe that. Poor dear.”
E! True Hollywood Story: Janet Snakehole